(I’m trying to talk to my mother about Digipen college)
Me: “So it’s a really cool art based school that I was looking into an-“
Brother: *Walking by us and says loudly* “DIGI-pennnnnnnn!”
Me: *Glares and keeps trying to talk* “So I was thinking we could visit Digipen thi-“
Brother: *Walking by us again* “DIGI-pennnnnnnn!”
Me: *sighs* “Barring further distraction Digipen has a-“
Brother: *Walking by yet again* “DIGI-pennnnnnnn!”
(This happens another three or four times)
Brother: *Walking by us and say loudly* “DIGI-pennnnnnnn!”
Me: ”Bloody hell!” *Flails and points out of the kitchen and down the hall.* “GO!”
Brother: *Flails and scurries away like cartoon character*
Mother: “You know, he’s like the weird little anime character with the cat. *Makes a face and puts her rith-angle arms out to the sides* “MAHHHHH!”
(My brother is telling me about why he got pulled out of class at school today.)
Brother: “So I have this boy in my class who won’t shut up. His name is Sebastion and he sits next to me so I can’t ever hear whet the teacher’s saying. But he was gone today so I started singing
“I can hear clearly now Sebastion’s gone
I can hear all assignments in my class
Gone are the loud shouts that had me deaf
It’gonna be a bright, bright, sunshiny day!”
But I got in trouble for singing, though my teacher couldn’t stop laughing at it.”
(Scrolling through this blog with my little brother.)
Brother: “Has anyone submitted..?”
Me: “No not yet but I do have one follower.”
Brother: “Is their name Fletcher?”
Me: “No, that’s the name of the person who designed the theme. I wouldn’t know the name of the fol-“
Brother: “Do they have any relation to anyone named Fletcher?”
Me: “I don’t know..”
Brother: “Then their existence is pointless. Moving on.”
Me: O.o ……?
(I was playing Hearts with my family. We’ve all played before but none of us are great.)
Dad: Who has the two of clubs?
Brother: Two of what?
Brother: Which ones are clubs?
Dad: The ones that look like clovers.
Brother: OH! The two of stylized broccoli!
The rest of us: …