Shit my Family Says

(I’m trying to talk to my mother about Digipen college)

Me: “So it’s a really cool art based school that I was looking into an-“

Brother: *Walking by us and says loudly* “DIGI-pennnnnnnn!”

Me: *Glares and keeps trying to talk* “So I was thinking we could visit Digipen thi-“

Brother: *Walking by us again* “DIGI-pennnnnnnn!”

Me: *sighs* “Barring further distraction Digipen has a-“

Brother: *Walking by yet again* “DIGI-pennnnnnnn!”

(This happens another three or four times)

Brother: *Walking by us and say loudly* “DIGI-pennnnnnnn!”

Me:  ”Bloody hell!” *Flails and points out of the kitchen and down the hall.* “GO!”

Brother: *Flails and scurries away like cartoon character*

Mother: “You know, he’s like the weird little anime character with the cat. *Makes a face and puts her rith-angle arms out to the sides* “MAHHHHH!”